the-yolocaust: why do all old ladies have short hair
ashlekay: onthesideoftheotters: clockworkcalliope: thefrogman: OH GOD I ANGERED IT WHAT THE FUCK I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.
Anonymous asked: hey, you're cute gcghjkhgfdfhj
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: flawlesstrueperfection: you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe cuz u basic
I got a new bed and oh my goodness so comfy x3
vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
iamflannel asked: skype?
Reblog if convenient.
jmkitsune: allonsy221b: heresyourhost: If inconvenient, reblog anyway. Could be dangerous
ranetree: I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
best-of-funny: lesbianathogwarts: asianpredator: domodisciple: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy: edgebug: sprightlyvigilante: the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this...
When Anna becomes president I will make her make the main mode of transportation by roller skate or rollerblade.
iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone